Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dear British Gas

Perhaps if you wanted to woo me back to being a customer of yours, perhaps I might have been more inclined to believe your new-found green credentials if you hadn't sent me the exact same letter, information pack and booklet "We Would Like You To Stay With Us" twelve times. You're like a one-night stand I wish I hadn't given my number to. Stop calling me, it was a pity fuck and I'm regretting it more with every plaintive letter you send me.

Best regards,


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